IF I HAD LEGS I’D KICK YOU

December 11, 14 & 18, 2025
If I Had Legs I’d Kick You
With her life crashing down around her, Linda (Rose Byrne) attempts to navigate her child’s mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.
Dir. Mary Bronstein / 2025 / US / 117 min

“It’s a towering performance, a feat of intelligence and energy that tightly binds to all of Bronstein’s heady, propulsive style. Let’s hope Byrne gets recognized for all of that hard work in some fashion, even if Linda never gets credit for hers.” – Richard Lawson, Vanity Fair

“Delivering a feverish, raw-nerve performance sure to go down as one of the year’s greats, Byrne has never had a role even remotely this intense to prepare us for the kind of emotional acrobatics her writer-director has in store.” – Peter Debruge, Variety

“If I Had Legs aims high, and hits harder than most this year – a film guaranteed to knock the breath out of you.” – Lucy Peters, Little White Lies

SCREENING: THU 12/11 4PM; SUN 12/14 7PM (open caption); THU 12/18 4PM

$13 GA & $10 OFS. Tickets are available at the box office 30 minutes before showtimes.